Food related jokes I immediately regretted making
Because they're all pretty... Cheesy
- •These nachos are not yoursGet it? Because "not yours" sounds like "nachos"
- •How was fondue? Was it fun-due?Get it? Because "fun-due" sounds like "fondue"
- •Can I have a Cutie? Because I'm a cutie!Get it? Because a Cutie is a fruit brand, but it is also what you call somebody that is cute
- •Would you like a Kiss?Get it? Because a Kiss is a type of Hershey's chocolate, but it is also when you put your lips on another person
- •I do not want this donutGet it? Because "do not" sounds like "donut"
- •Butter believe it!Get it? Because "butter" sounds like "better"
- •Don't taco bout itGet it? Because "taco bout it" sounds like "talk about it"
- •This breakfast is egg-salentGet it? Because "egg-salent" sounds like "excellent"
- •You're nuts!Get it? Because a nut is a food, but it's also a word used to call somebody crazy
- •You want a pizza me?Get it? Because "pizza" sounds like "piece of"
- •Lettuce eatGet it? Because "lettuce" sounds like "let us"