Food related jokes I immediately regretted making

Because they're all pretty... Cheesy
  1. These nachos are not yours
    Get it? Because "not yours" sounds like "nachos"
  2. How was fondue? Was it fun-due?
    Get it? Because "fun-due" sounds like "fondue"
  3. Can I have a Cutie? Because I'm a cutie!
    Get it? Because a Cutie is a fruit brand, but it is also what you call somebody that is cute
  4. Would you like a Kiss?
    Get it? Because a Kiss is a type of Hershey's chocolate, but it is also when you put your lips on another person
  5. I do not want this donut
    Get it? Because "do not" sounds like "donut"
  6. Butter believe it!
    Get it? Because "butter" sounds like "better"
  7. Don't taco bout it
    Get it? Because "taco bout it" sounds like "talk about it"
  8. This breakfast is egg-salent
    Get it? Because "egg-salent" sounds like "excellent"
  9. You're nuts!
    Get it? Because a nut is a food, but it's also a word used to call somebody crazy
  10. You want a pizza me?
    Get it? Because "pizza" sounds like "piece of"
  11. Lettuce eat
    Get it? Because "lettuce" sounds like "let us"