Names I respond to

I have been conditioned to respond to a wide variety of names
  1. 1.
    Samuel Jack Brouwer
    That's my full name
  2. 2.
    That's my first name
  3. 3.
    Because it's short for Samuel
  4. 4.
    That's my last name
  5. 5.
    A misspelling of Brouwer, my last name
  6. 6.
    That's my identical twin's name, so I am used to responding to it
  7. 7.
    Joe Bro-wer
    A combination of my twin's name and my mispronounced last name
  8. 8.
    Jack is my middle name; some people thought it was my first name, too, for some reason...
  9. 9.
    My younger brother used to call me this
  10. 10.
    I got used to people calling me this a while ago. For some reason, they thought my name was Richard, I guess
  11. 11.
    People call me this when I act more feminine than normal. But hey, who doesn't love Twilight?
  12. 12.
    Because I'm a twin, I respond to people that tell "twin!" at me
  13. 13.
    Samuel Jackson
    It's similar to my name, though it is actually the name of a somewhat famous Hollywood actor
  14. 14.
    Not Kevin
    Kevin is what some people call my twin, for some reason
  15. 15.
    Some people call me Kevin because they think I'm my identical twin brother
  16. 16.
    Get it? Like the biblical character? With the strength?