1. Mac n' Cheetos
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    They look really good, but I'm scared that I'll be disappointed, at the cost of eating something very unhealthy.
  2. Deep fried tater tots
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    They sell deep fried tater tots at a restaurant near my home. You don't get it: tater tots are ALREADY fried. DEEP fried tater tots... My mind can hardly fathom.
  3. Deep fried twinkies
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    I don't know what this would taste like. Heaven? Maybe. I'm too afraid to find out.
  4. Skydiving
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    What if my parachute doesn't work? Worse, what if I become addicted to skydiving, and spend thousands to fuel this addiction? What if my whole LIFE becomes a free fall?
  5. Breaking the record for "most lightning strikes survived"
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    This record is currently held by Roy C Sullivan. He has survived 7 lightning strikes. This seems like a record that I wouldn't have to try very hard to break, though I'd have to be really lucky.
  6. Helium
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    I learned in 8th grade that too much helium can kill you... And what if my voice got stuck that way?
  7. Cinnamon challenge
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    I'm pretty sure that this is bad for you.
  8. Knives (card game)
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    Have you ever played the game Spoons? Well, this is like that, except you use knives instead of spoons.
  9. Kale
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    To be honest, I've probably had kale multiple times by now, without realizing what I was eating. But still, it looks kind of gross.
  10. Becoming a vegetarian or vegan
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    The thing is, it would have major environmental benefits, and I would probably end up eating a lot healthier...