This is what happened
  1. Saw "omg" bleep sticker of Lenny's crotch and the blurb "Lenny Kravitz's penis totally fell out for everyone to see..."
  2. Clicked on article
  3. Scrolled past stupid words
  4. Saw his junk
  5. "oh that's a lot of balls"
  6. "Should I list this?"
  7. Buzzfeed makes me feel weird.