Funny Quotes

I like to keep an on- going list of funny quotes
  1. "Buffet" - A French word for "Get it yourself"
  2. "Bacon is duct tape for cooking
  3. If our dog doesn't like you, we probably won't either
  4. My book club mainly reads wine labels
  5. Life is hard... It's even harder when you're stupid
  6. My favorite kind of wine is a full glass
  7. The more I do laundry, the more becoming a nudist seems like a good idea
  8. Step aside coffee.. This is a job for alcohol
  9. Keep calm & spank on
  10. I work hard to give my dog a better life
  11. I'm outdoorsy- I drink wine on the patio
  12. Never mess with a southern girl. We'll rip your heart out, show it to you , then bake it in a pie
  13. A closed mouth gathers no feet