90S CHRISTMAS MOVIES AND WHAT THEY TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE

Inspired by the batch of holiday movies I just watched for 80s Babies and the Great Cinematic Debate Podcast
  1. HOME ALONE
    Buying fabric softener can trick you (and others) into thinking you're very adult.
  2. ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
    If you're rich you can do anything
  3. JINGLE ALL THE WAY
    The cops won't catch you if you run
  4. THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
    You can change yourself to become truly happy, unless you meet someone that loves you for the person you used to be. Then you should change back.
  5. THE SANTA CLAUSE
    If your kids don't love you just become an entirely different person
  6. GREMLINS
    Your furby will never be as great as a mogwai but it could easily be as evil as a gremlin