THE BEST DATE A GUY IN LA COULD TAKE ME ON

Fa reals
  1. We should go someday to that pier, even if we only just talk about it
  2. And he says no, we'll do it!
  3. We'll drink cheap beer
  4. Ride the roller coaster til we throw up
  5. Then we'll ride horses on the beach, right in the surf
  6. None of that side saddle stuff
    So we can be like real cowboys and also because nobody does that
  7. And teach me to chew tobacco like a man
    Except not really cuz ew and if he chews tobacco we got a problem
  8. And spit like a man
    Except I've been practicing since I was 11 so I'll probably teach him