Bottle episodes are the best episodes
  1. Yup it's fat. I drank fat!
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  2. Hey, Mr. Tux
  3. "Why didn't you come over earlier?" "Cuz I'm a stupid, stupid man" "Hey Ross, want some cider?"
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  4. Glass of fat?
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  5. Right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song to the wonder that is Joey
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  6. "Phoebe, you... You are my star" "Aww, well you're my lucky penny"
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  7. "Guys, does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?" "I don't know, you might be the first one"
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  8. Joey, I wrote a little song today... It's called "Get Up"
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  9. When Carol and I broke up I went through the same thing and you know what I did? I got dressed. Really, really quickly
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  10. You know what? Fine, don't get up. You just sit right there. I just hope you don't mind my hand right here. Oh, not touching! Can't get mad! Not touching! Can't get mad! Not touching! Can't get mad!
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  11. Oh, my god. You... Rotten boys!
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  12. When I get back, it's chair city! And I'm the guy that's... Sitting in the chair
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  13. "Pheebs, what happened?" "Hummus! I got the hummus!"
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  14. How could it NOT be breezy? No, you're in such a breezy place
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  15. Hi it's Monica... I'm just checking in because I got your message and I didn't know if it was old or new or what so I'm just checkin'. So let me know. Or no, whatever. I'm breezy!
  16. Hey, you can't say you're breezy! That totally negates the breezy!
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  17. Alright, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So, in the words of A. A. Mill, get out of my chair, DILLHOLE.
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  18. "You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions" "The cushions are the essence of the chair!!" "That's right! I'm taking the essence"
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  19. "You took his underwear?" "He took my essence!"
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  20. I'm not going commando in another man's fatigues
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  21. "Ok, you hide my clothes? I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you!" "What, are you gonna SHOW me my clothes?"
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  22. He's got nothing!
  23. Rachel didn't have anything I liked but she had this Christmas ribbon so I thought, fine, I'll be political
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  24. Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place
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  25. You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist.
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  26. I think I'm going to catch up on my correspondence
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  27. I'm not gonna go. So I think that will accomplish the "not going".
  28. Ok buddy boy, here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearin everything you own
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  29. Look at me! I'm chandler, could I BE wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going COMMANDO
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  30. "You were gonna drink the fat!" "Let's see what else he'll do!"
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