WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

Kids are dumb
  1. A comedian.
    Ages 4-7...I can remember specifically telling my first grade teacher I wanted to have my own HBO comedy special.
  2. A Lawyer.
    Ages 7-13...When you are precocious as a child your parents tell you that you "should be a lawyer" or "an entertainer" because the are so similar.
  3. A Theatre Teacher.
    Ages 13-23...In the 7th grade I had this Intro to Theatre class taught by the most fantastic lady. She was everything I wanted to be, smart, funny, and the center of attention for every person that talked to her.