THINGS THAT I AM NOT

i'm a living creature composed of skin. but what the fuck does that even mean? what am i? i don't know.
  1. i am not a chair
  2. i am not a state
  3. i am not Obama
  4. i am not a toe fungus
  5. i am not a McDonald's Filet-O-Fish
  6. i am not Rick
  7. i am not a liar