MY RECENT BREAK-UP THANKSGIVING

Newly single means sadness and wallowing and also hope and a fresh look at life. All mixed up with the holidays? It means crying jags, the tendency to wish things were different, and....
  1. I miss my cookware. Crap why did I leave it all there? What the fuck am I going to make the stuffing in now???
  2. My ex almost looks like the better alternative to time spent with my sister.
  3. WHAT DO YOU MEAN "we just bought the pies."????!!!!!!!!!
  4. I wish my parents drank. I wish I could drink. I might go buy rum to spike my own egg nog.
  5. Maybe next year will be better...