What I've learned since turning 30

Ugh
  1. 1.
    If you fall, don't wait for someone to notice and help you back up, get back on you're fucking feet, keep it movin'
  2. 2.
    Nope, still not ready for marriage or kids. I'm good right now, thanks.
  3. 3.
    Eating after 9pm could be devastating.
  4. 4.
    Move some where that requires a lot of walking or else you're gonna get fat.
  5. 5.
    Coffee is not a fad. It's required. Even shitty office coffee can be your savior on a particularly rough Wednesday morning.
  6. 6.
    Week day drinking- sure, but I'm in bed by 10. No exceptions.
  7. 7.
    Sometimes, I wanna mic drop on the whole "being an adult" thing. And by sometimes, I mean all the time. All of the times.
  8. 8.
    Truer words...
  9. 9.
    Wu-Tang still ain't nothin' to fuck wit