THINGS I AM PACKING FOR MY TRIP TO LOS ANGELES

It is important to know your needs in advance of arriving at your destination. This time, I'm thinking ahead.
  1. My soul
    It is important to remember your soul when you travel to Los Angeles, so that you can shove it under your hotel bed before you leave for a meeting.
  2. My Klonopin
    Primitive travelers knew the value of trading goods whilst on the trail. With Klonopin, I can acquire many valuable things in Los Angeles, including sunscreen, money, and friendship!
  3. My dignity
    Like my soul, my dignity can be carefully concealed for the duration of my trip. Like Klonopin, I can always whip it out in an emergency situation.