THINGS I DO WHEN I SHOULD BE WRITING

  1. Making lists, which teeeeechnically counts as writing
  2. Napping, aggressively
  3. Drinking iced coffee
  4. Twitter
  5. Facebook
  6. Gchat
  7. Instagram
  8. YouTube
  9. Brian Froud fairy cards
  10. Criticizing my belly fat
  11. Envisioning a scenario in which I own a very nice two-story loft in NYC or LA or Asheville with exposed brick, floor-to-ceiling windows, and a tasteful collection of candles