THINGS THAT BOTHER JERRY SEINFELD (BESIDES POLITICAL CORRECTNESS ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES)

  1. The inevitable march of time
  2. Ross Perot, still
  3. Socks
  4. Planes
  5. Zippers
  6. Shoelaces
  7. Sporks
  8. The commute to East Hampton
  9. Kids on his lawn
  10. Friends that wear tennis shoes out to dinner
    Suggested by   @trevler