THINGS THAT HAPPENED AFTER A KID CALLED ME RACHEL DOLEZAL TODAY ON THE STREET IN BROOKLYN

I'm walking down the street and this 16-year-old kid yells, "LADY LOOKING LIKE RACHEL DOLEZAL!" Here's what happened next.
  1. I scream-laughed. LOUD.
  2. He looked at me, shocked.
  3. He and his friends lose it.
  4. We stand on the street corner and laugh til we cry.
  5. He goes, "YOUR HAIR THOUGH!"
  6. I go, "MINE IS REAL THOUGH!"
  7. We laugh hysterically and folks walk by looking really confused.
  8. I text all my comedian friends to give up because this kid won Brooklyn.
  9. Namaste.