IF GOD WERE A TRANSEXUAL
- •Every mass would be as great as a TED TALK.
- •National anthems would be pop hits from the 80's and 90's.
- •Wars would end after a lengthy conversation where everyone was heard and respected. Then there would be a party.
- •Jenner would just be an amazing athlete who produced beautiful offspring.
- •Countries flags would contain emoji's that represented the vibe of the people.
- •Facial hair would be much more accepted on women's faces.
- •Ring pops would be given the respect they deserve.
- •Waxing/grooming professionals would be much more competitive and much less hit or miss.
- •The Greeks would probably still be a super power.