IF GOD WERE A TRANSEXUAL

  1. Every mass would be as great as a TED TALK.
  2. National anthems would be pop hits from the 80's and 90's.
  3. Wars would end after a lengthy conversation where everyone was heard and respected. Then there would be a party.
  4. Jenner would just be an amazing athlete who produced beautiful offspring.
  5. Countries flags would contain emoji's that represented the vibe of the people.
  6. Facial hair would be much more accepted on women's faces.
  7. Ring pops would be given the respect they deserve.
  8. Waxing/grooming professionals would be much more competitive and much less hit or miss.
  9. The Greeks would probably still be a super power.