THE REAL FALLING IN LOVE FACTS

Falling in love is messy. Wonderful messy goo
  1. Everything hurts
  2. Nothing hurts
  3. Everything is beautiful and inspiring
  4. Bad smells become delicious
  5. All of a sudden the future matters
  6. You're hyper aware of all bodily cycles
  7. You question all judgment
  8. You can't focus
  9. Mortality becomes real
  10. Normal life navigation becomes unnatural
  11. You don't write any lists for a number of weeks