THINGS NEWLY RESCUED DOGS DO

  1. Trust you (heart breaks)
  2. Follow you everywhere, walking only in your blind spot
  3. Discover their tail again! Yipppppie!
  4. Make themselves immediately at home on your bed
  5. Turn away from you and cry, then stop immediately when they realize you're still there
  6. Make a nest out of your clothes while you're in the shower
  7. Poop in at least one shoe... Just once
  8. Sleep... A lot