THINGS TALL PEOPLE LOVE

  1. Coffee cups on high shelves
  2. Laying on a king sized bed diagonally
  3. The horrified faces of small children when they accidentally grab your legs thinking they were their mothers.
  4. Spotting friends fast when leaving a bar
  5. Picking fruit
  6. Fun sized ANYTHING
  7. A ceiling shower fosset
  8. (Unwarranted) height envy
  9. Small people
  10. Carrots