THINGS TALL WOMEN HATE

  1. Touching their toes
  2. Yoga or hip hop class or anything where it looks cool to get close to the ground
  3. The Fiat... or more commonly referred to by tall people as The Clown Car
  4. The pity date with the short guy - you know it's over when in the middle of the night the alcohol has worn off and your feet are cold cause they are hanging out 6 inches further than the dudes...
  5. The term "proportionate"
  6. Skate boards... Or anything that requires exceptional balance
  7. Airplane everything
  8. Unwarranted "height envy"
  9. Dresses that turn into shirts when you put them on...
  10. Low hanging light fixtures... Why would people even do that?