1. Take really hot showers
  2. Shave my armpits every day
    This is bad both because of ingrown hairs and because of an adherence to patriarchal body standards
  3. Sleep in my contacts
  4. Stalk other people's digital lives
  5. Hit the snooze button on my alarm
    It just feels so good
  6. Eat a bag of popcorn for dinner
    It, too, just feels so good
  7. Try to hold on to memories and feelings long after they've passed