If I Was a Disease and You Caught Me, These Would Be Your Symptoms

Inspired by @ShawnKelly
  1. Chronic social anxiety
  2. Always tired
  3. Inability to multitask
  4. Constant weight gain
  5. No motivation
  6. Being able to only talk to dogs in a baby voice
  7. Fear of babies and toddlers
  8. Germophobia
  9. Being really good at pop culture trivia
  10. Annoyed by everyone
  11. Talking too fast
  12. Fear of talking on the phone
  13. Always sweaty
  14. Fear of whales
  15. Inability to make small talk
  16. Chronic need to always be right
  17. Never being able to just wing it
  18. Terrible eyesight