THINGS I WILL GO WAAAAAAAY OUT OF MY WAY TO AVOID

Inspired by @Peace_Out_List
  1. Talking on the phone
    I hate talking to literally anyone on the phone. I even avoid answering my work phone to see if they leave a message and I need to call back. I'm horrible. Just text me or email me.
  2. Ordering food not in a drive-thru setting
    I'm not thin by any stretch of the imagination so I hate having to order food in front of more people than the two or so workers in the drive-thru.
  3. Leaving work on time
    I leave work every single day 3-5 minutes early to avoid a rush and I'm not ashamed of it.
  4. Being around children
    I honestly don't know how to act around children. Plus, they're always sticky and loud so nah I'm good.
  5. Staying up late
    I'm secretly 74 years old and I like my bed time to be before 11.
  6. Ketchup
    That shit nasty.