THE LAST THINGS CJ WANTS TO DO

  1. Sneak up to George with a razor blade and cut off his nipples
    And when he gets mad and punches me, keep trying.
  2. Jump off this balcony, with a wetsuit full of honey, right on knees, then run home. Once I'm home, jump into my parents bed and get honey all over their sheets
    And when they ask me why there is honey all over the bed, I have no explanation