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Take my advice ladies. You won't regret it.
- •Always smell like baconBacon = marriage
- •Make sure you make eye contact at least every three seconds to let him know you're interestedNeed I say more?
- •Don't be afraid to pass gas in front of him.This is the way to go. He will feel like he can be himself around you.
- •Stalk himGuys love this. Show him you're committed.
- •"You're a bad babysitter."
- •"Your Mom's so pretty! You look nothing like her!"
- •"You're not fat. You're big-boned."
- •"Shouldn't you put on some makeup before you go outside?"
- •Going on Instagram, FB & The List
- •Being upset at yourself for going on Instagram, FB & The List for too long
- •Writing a list about wasting time
- •You puke in your mouth when they enter the room
- •You think they should lose weight
- •You don't like their "woke up like this" face