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Take my advice ladies. You won't regret it.
  1. Always smell like bacon
    Bacon = marriage
  2. Make sure you make eye contact at least every three seconds to let him know you're interested
    Need I say more?
  3. Don't be afraid to pass gas in front of him.
    This is the way to go. He will feel like he can be himself around you.
  4. Stalk him
    Guys love this. Show him you're committed.
  1. "You're a bad babysitter."
  2. "Your Mom's so pretty! You look nothing like her!"
  3. "You're not fat. You're big-boned."
  4. "Shouldn't you put on some makeup before you go outside?"
  1. New car
  2. The street after it rains
  3. Vanilla candles
3 more...
  1. Going on Instagram, FB & The List
  2. Being upset at yourself for going on Instagram, FB & The List for too long
  3. Writing a list about wasting time
2 more...
  1. Swimming in a pool of jello
  2. Being a mermaid
  3. Flying
2 more...
  1. You puke in your mouth when they enter the room
  2. You think they should lose weight
  3. You don't like their "woke up like this" face
2 more...
  1. Ed, Edd n Eddy
  2. Bibleman
  3. Teen Titans
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