WAYS TO LIVE YOUR LIFE LIKE ITS A ROMCOM
Aka things I've done this week that I'm semi-embarrassed about.
- •Order too much take outThink Sandra Bullock in TWO WEEKS NOTICE. I ordered for a family of four, when I'm a family of one.
- •Say, "I'm waiting for the right man" to all your friends.When you really just wanna say "fuck 'em all."
- •Talk to your grandma about sexThink Betty White... Maybe?!
- •Hang out with your guy friendand think why not?! And then think of so many reasons you can't imagine why you said, "why not"
- •You stay in a beautiful house on the beach....
- •And watch Nancy Myers with Nathan and dream about men you can't have... Or ones who could "sweep you off your feet."
- •THE MAN WILL NOT SHOW UP.Because life isn't a romcom till you're in the romance. Right?! I dunno back to my Thai food for 4.