THINGS CUSTOMERS TELL POOR SARAH WHILE SHE SLICES THEIR BREAD..

I should stop looking like I may be interested.. Most of these comments were made while other customers were in the store. All. True. Stories.
  1. '... Life is great since I had my hysterectomy'
  2. '.... Those strawberry donuts are great for PMS'
  3. '... That grain loaf is so nice, and when I get up in the morning I go and have a nice big poo'
  4. '... So Alexander was kicked in the balls and he has a few weeks off school now. His balls were so big he could barely walk'
  5. '... Our next girls weekend is next month. Can't wait, I'm so horny!'