WHY BEING BORN ON JANUARY 1 BLOWS..
I was born on the first day of the year. It sucks.
- •Everyone is away on your birthday...
- •... And those who don't go away are hungover if not still drunk and have totally forgotten your birthday.
- •People think it's not your real DOB and think you just don't want to tell them your real one.
- •Your birthday gift was purchased from a Boxing Day sale.....
- •....wrapped in leftover xmas paper...
- •.... With a xmas gift tag, not a birthday card.
- •No one just wishes you 'happy birthday' it's always 'happy birthday and happy new year'
- •You never got to bring cupcakes to school on your birthday.. School holidays..
- •On the second day of the year, you no longer have your birthday to look forward to that year.
- •It's a public holiday. Everything is shut or twice the price.
- •Everyone is too poor post xmas to go out