1. I found out I am allergic to chocolate
    Well there goes every coping method I know for PMS
  2. I dated two guys who ended up having girlfriends
    Thanks Jesus...you made it crystal clear I shouldn't be dating right now👌🏽
  3. I was called curvy
    With this boyish figure??
  4. My days consisted of clinicals in a psych facility
    I might be admitted there next.
  5. I have become extremely good at entertaining myself in the car
    Singing the lead, drums, guitar, and background noise has become my art
  6. Have become increasingly irritated with the HB tourists
    For goodness sake there is MILES of sand! Why do you have to sit next to me and blast your poorly chosen music selection!