OBSERVATIONS WHILE WATCHING A FULL HOUSE EPISODE ON NICKELODEON

  1. John Stamos has greasier hair than I remember and wears white tennis shoes with a maroon suit.
  2. DJ and Stephanie fight an awful lot, but that doesn't stop them from having identical feathered bangs.
  3. Bob Saget really does look like my dad. A less funny version of my dad.
  4. Why did stirrup pants go away?
  5. They played the old school Tootsie Pop commercial during the break!!!
  6. I can't actually stand to sit here and watch the whole episode. And I've seen it 10 times or more so I know that Joey and his dad have a heart to heart. All will end well with sappy music.