I'm leaving on a jet plane?
  1. I mean whatever it's just some maintenance thing they need to do paperwork for
    Not concerning in the least
  2. I have my phone and a book
    Actually like four dozen books on my kindle
  3. And an entire liter of water
    Planes dry me out and I'm also a little sick
  4. It's not like I have a connecting flight or anything
    Unlike Brad they just called up who is going to miss his connection to Nashville
  5. Just one flight, and then a three hour drive home
    We live far from the airport 😭
  6. The guy across the aisle is grooving to his music
    It's a seated interpretive dance and it's hilarious
  7. Well now everything's figured out and we're taking off soon
    Yay? Yay.