Reasons why this Air b'n'b is way too cool for us

For all my time spent in Urban Outfitters, I'm a bit of a square
  1. It's a loft, with exposed brick.
  2. There's a life-size cutout of David Bowie
  3. And whoever this guy is
  4. There's an altar
  5. The bed looks like this
    The mattress is also hard as a rock, but I'm kinda ok with that
  6. The curated gallery wall includes a mounted bat
    Not even a skeleton. Like it's taxidermy
  7. It smells like cigarettes and sage
  8. You can take an elevator up or walk these creaky stairs
    Which I love.
  9. The windows open from the top