For all my time spent in Urban Outfitters, I'm a bit of a square
  1. It's a loft, with exposed brick.
  2. There's a life-size cutout of David Bowie
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  3. And whoever this guy is
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  4. There's an altar
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  5. The bed looks like this
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    The mattress is also hard as a rock, but I'm kinda ok with that
  6. The curated gallery wall includes a mounted bat
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    Not even a skeleton. Like it's taxidermy
  7. It smells like cigarettes and sage
  8. You can take an elevator up or walk these creaky stairs
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    Which I love.
  9. The windows open from the top
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