I'm not athletic and I can't play an instrument, but I am good at a lot of weird things that should be considered pretty impressive
  1. Putting together ikea furniture
  2. Watercoloring cards with cheesy birthday puns for my family
  3. Binge watching tv shows
  4. Knowing a lot about celebrity drama and other weird facts about things that don't matter
  5. Writing essays.
  6. Making cookies
    I'm the cookie queen
  7. Listening to people
  8. Picking out good movies
  9. Dodgeball
    In PE, as a kid, I usually lasted a really long time in dodgeball not because I would throw the ball and get people out, but because I would stay in the back and avoid getting hit at all costs to avoid embarrassment