GAME A FIVE YEAR OLD WON'T STOP PLAYING, IS TERRIBLE AT

  1. LEGO Batman 3
    He could sort of move reliably. He asked me how to punch every 15 seconds. But abilities needed to get through the levels were entirely lost on him. Lots of time spent waiting for him to accidentally switch characters so I could take over the one needed to advance.
  2. Star Wars Battlefront
    Goodness. First person movement is beyond him entirely and he did not care. To my surprise he immediately understood how split screen worked though.
  3. Minecraft
    Again, first-person is a deal breaker. He would be looking at me, walk three steps, then ask where I went. Over and over. Forever.