Reasons I Don't Like the Cheesecake Factory
Listen my Aunt loves the Cheesecake Factory and she takes me there at least twice a year and I just don't have the heart to tell her I don't like it. So, I will tell you guys.
- •The menu is a god damn book!To many choices and for someone who second guesses every choice she makes it is a nightmare. It has page numbers!!!!!
- •The food is subpar.With the that many gd items on the menu its impossible to specialize in any of them.
- •The freaking eye of Sauron is looking down on me!!Excuse me evil one, I'm trying to eat here would you mind not staring?
- •The food is wayyyyy over pricedI am not paying 15 dollars for chicken strips when I can get like 20 tacos for like 5 dollars at Taco Bell.
- •The cheesecake is good though