THINGS I THOUGHT ABOUT WHILE GIVING BLOOD

  1. "When this is over, how many cookies can I take before they start asking questions?"
  2. "Wow I got done way before the girl beside me, my blood must be way better than hers."
  3. After he told me to avoid heavy lifting and strenuous activity for 24 hours: "Well then someone is going to have to carry me to the fourth floor of the science building."
  4. "I feel like Michael Scott"