People-food that my cats, Socrates and Schrödinger, are obsessed with

  1. Salty crisps
  2. Espresso
  3. Chocolate
  4. Milk at the bottom of a bowl of Cheerios (but not milk in general, and certainly not milk that's been in contact with any other cereal)
  5. Spelt crispbread
  6. Peas
  7. Pick n mix