1. Scotty entered the restroom, desperate to pee before the bell rang and students arrived.
  2. There, a lone, tiny cricket awaited, still, silent, right in the middle of the floor.
  3. Scotty briefly wondered how the little cricket found its way into the second floor, doored, faculty bathroom.
  4. But, again, Scotty had to pee, and invaluable seconds passed; he stepped over the little cricket.
  5. Godspeed, little cricket.