5 Thoughts I Had When An Older Male Coworker Described Me As "Maternal"

  1. Wait?! What?! How dare you?!
  2. Are you callin' me a woman or something?
  3. You're saying I'm, like, NOT a man?!
  4. Wait a minute. My mom's pretty awesome. So is my wife, and she's a mom. Actually, I know a lot of rad moms.
  5. Nevermind, bro. It's cool.