5 Unexpected Poop Experiences Since Becoming a Dad

  1. Fishing poop out of a bathtub
  2. Hugging it out during a poop
  3. Using the hose to clean poopy underwear
  4. Scraping poop out of furniture crevices
  5. Beseeching, imploring, begging someone to poop, just poop, for the love of God, go POOP!