5 Ways In Which Living With a Four-Year-Old Is Like Living With a Stereotypical Drunk Frat Boy

  1. They have one volume - loud
  2. You will need a hazmat suit if using the bathroom after they did
  3. If there is a way to spill a drink, they will find it
  4. Clothing is apparently optional
  5. They love you one second, then hate you the next