5 Photos On My Phone, Chosen at Random

I cheated but only because this would have just been called "Five Random Photos of Me and @Lily"
  1. Me and @Lily laughing in bed in London.
  2. A photo to prove I was watching the Golden Girls with my grandma
  3. This was from an exhibit at the Renwick Gallery in DC
  4. A bunch of assholes in Paso Robles (me, @Nikki @Caroline @Waz @Lily and @Nicholas)
  5. This is Gwen Verdon (at age 50) in a g-string playing a saxophone. I have already started a list of "Why Gwen Verdon Was Better Than Any Celebrity Today".