REASONS WHY I WILL NOT BE WATCHING "KEVIN CAN WAIT"

Kevin James has a new sitcom coming to CBS this fall. I just saw a trailer for it...
  1. It's 2016. Have we as a society really not developed past the fat-man-skinny-wife trope?
  2. What a terrible title. "Hey honey, should we watch CBS or NBC tonight? Oh, let's watch NBC because Kevin can wait..."
  3. It looks like King of Queens but less funny. Have you watched King of Queens recently? It's not as funny as you thought it was ten years ago.
  4. In conclusion, it looks miserably unfunny, horribly sexist and has one of the worst titles I've ever heard.