Top Ten Reasons Why Sleeping is Hard at Night

  1. 1.
    Oh wow, I'm hungry, and there is NO WAY I can sleep on an empty stomach
  2. 2.
    Oh wow, I'm thirsty, and there is NO WAY I can sleep on an dry throat
  3. 3.
    Oh wow, I'm bored, and there is NO WAY I can sleep on an inactive mind
  4. 4.
    Oh wow, I'm scared, and there is NO WAY I can sleep on an I'm afraid of the dark
  5. 5.
    Oh wow, I'm locked out of my room, and there is NO WAY I can sleep on an the floor
  6. 6.
    Oh wow, I'm dreaming, and there is NO WAY I can sleep on an world that I cannot control
  7. 7.
    Oh wow, I'm uncomfortable, and there is NO WAY I can sleep on an place where I don't feel comfortable
  8. 8.
    Oh wow, I'm not sure where I am, and there is NO WAY I can sleep on an undisclosed location
  9. 9.
    Oh wow, I'm awake, and there is NO WAY I can sleep on an when I'm awake
  10. 10.
    Night terrors