Top Ten Reasons Why You Probably Should Kill Yourself

  1. 1.
    You're ugly
  2. 2.
    You will never not be ugly
  3. 3.
    Your attractiveness will never increase
  4. 4.
    You are fat
  5. 5.
    The depression you have inside will always be there
  6. 6.
    Your feet are way too big
  7. 7.
    You know your wife? She doesn't love you.
  8. 8.
    You're not woke
  9. 9.
    You have no sense of self worth and everything you do will amount to nothing and you will always know that everything that you do is meaningless and you will never find your purpose because of this.
  10. 10.
    You're ugly