TOP 3 BEST PLACES TO SECRETLY SCRATCH YOUR CRACK IN PUBLIC
Everyone does it, everyone hides it, more crack scratching to the people.
- •City, simply back your crack into a wall, start pointing to the sky and look up. People will automatically look up and you can crack up while you take care of your crack.
- •Elevator, check for cameras, make sure you are between floors, or simply enjoy surprising people with your hand down your pants...you will only see them for a few more seconds anyway.
- •Office, put on a eye catching video of a monkey scratching his ass and everyone's eyes will be there. Voila, no eyes are turned to your crack, start the scratching.