Everyone does it, everyone hides it, more crack scratching to the people.
  1. City, simply back your crack into a wall, start pointing to the sky and look up. People will automatically look up and you can crack up while you take care of your crack.
  2. Elevator, check for cameras, make sure you are between floors, or simply enjoy surprising people with your hand down your pants...you will only see them for a few more seconds anyway.
  3. Office, put on a eye catching video of a monkey scratching his ass and everyone's eyes will be there. Voila, no eyes are turned to your crack, start the scratching.
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