1. You don't need to worry about your family so much, most of this will never get resolved.
  2. Just spitballing, but what if we just smash it in the crotch with a Jeep?
  3. Two-for-one apps at Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville, y'all!
  4. Maybe we should have just gone to Raccoon Island.
  5. It'll take two minutes to throw on some sneakers if you wanna take care of that.
  6. Pretty sure we're still going to find a way to open up another one of these.