Trump Campaign Debate Prep Priorities
- •1. Block instinct to shit on women, black people, Latinos and the poor, in spite of deeply rooted disdain and lack of respect for all of them.
- •2. Learn the names of at least two foreign leaders, in spite of not giving a shit about them either.
- •3. Find any poll with good news and make anyone watching believe there is only one poll to pay attention to, because every other poll is rigged by LIBERALS.
- •4. Don't talk about dick size.
- •5. Plausibly appear to actually give a single shit about doing anything that the president of the United States is required to do.