Get in line, ladies. Pick-up line.
  1. "Hey girl, is your heart a World Record in anything athletic? Because I'll never break it."
  2. "Hey, girl. Is your heart a piñata? Because I lied. I'm probably going to end up breaking it."
  3. "Hey, girl. I unlocked ALL the characters on Lego Batman 3: Beyond Gotham AND Lego Marvel. Even Adam West and Stan Lee."
  4. "Hey girl, you know anyone who can quote all of Shrek? You wanna?"
  5. "Hey girl, which Home Improvement character do you relate to most and why?"
  6. "Hey girl, when we break up you're going to know more about comics than you ever wanted."
  7. "Hey girl, are you familiar with David Bohm's theory of the Implicate Order?"
  8. "Hey, girl. I'm like your starter Pokémon, because you're stuck with me until you find something better."
  9. "Hey girl, are you into Freemium games? Because if you date me you'll spend a lot of money and get very little in return."
  10. "Hey girl, are you Magneto and am I Wolverine? Because I have very little self-control when I'm around you."