My Best Pick-up Lines
Get in line, ladies. Pick-up line.
- •"Hey girl, is your heart a World Record in anything athletic? Because I'll never break it."
- •"Hey, girl. Is your heart a piñata? Because I lied. I'm probably going to end up breaking it."
- •"Hey, girl. I unlocked ALL the characters on Lego Batman 3: Beyond Gotham AND Lego Marvel. Even Adam West and Stan Lee."
- •"Hey girl, you know anyone who can quote all of Shrek? You wanna?"
- •"Hey girl, which Home Improvement character do you relate to most and why?"
- •"Hey girl, when we break up you're going to know more about comics than you ever wanted."
- •"Hey girl, are you familiar with David Bohm's theory of the Implicate Order?"
- •"Hey, girl. I'm like your starter Pokémon, because you're stuck with me until you find something better."
- •"Hey girl, are you into Freemium games? Because if you date me you'll spend a lot of money and get very little in return."
- •"Hey girl, are you Magneto and am I Wolverine? Because I have very little self-control when I'm around you."